Meet The Next Nicole Richie…

TV Personality Nicole Richie and Musician Joel Madden are seen taking a stroll in their Glendale, Neighbourhood, USA. 12/06/2008
[Images: Limelight Pictures]

Television bosses must really have been scrapping the barrel when they even contemplated creating this new show: apparently Nicole Richie has been pitching plans for a reality TV programme which would see the scrawny socialite searching the USA for the next…

Nicole Richie. Really, that’s her idea for a television show, and surprisingly, television bosses are actually taking the plans quite seriously.

According to reports, if the project gets the green light, seven girls would be picked on their ability to achieve mega-fame. And what will be their prize be we hear you ask?? Another reality show centred around the winner, obviously.

Apparently three cable networks have already been desperate enough to express an interest in the potential reality TV show.

We’d like to suggest and idea for a TV show: Nicole Richie searching the globe for her own moral conscience and sense of self-respect. She’d never find it. How hard can it be to find an underweight ex-heroin addict with an ugly boyfriend anyway?