Good Riddance…

British Socialite Peaches Geldof attending the UT Matt Urwin collaboration Launch Party in London, UK. 01/05/2008
[Images: Mr Paparazzi]
Celebrity nobody, Peaches Geldof is claiming that she simply “can’t be bothered” to go out on the razz anymore…

Peaches’ claims will come as a surprise to many who have come to know, and despise, her very public drunken antics.

The spawn of Bob Geldof’s loins has said she would much rather spend an evening watching DVDs with her boyfriend than getting drunk in nightclubs.

"I can't be bothered going out and falling out of Bungalow 8 p****d any more," Peaches recently claimed whilst trying to keep a smirk from erupting on her chops.

"I've been at home, eating takeaways with my boyfriend Faris and watching DVDs. We got the box set of the 1970s series The Prisoner."

We’re absolutely sure that Peaches recent lifestyle change has got nothing to do with the fact that a recent video emerged of her buying drugs, resulting in a subsequent grilling by police. And we’re certainly definite that the fact she is choosing to stay in more often has absolutely nothing to do with reports that her father has allegedly curbed her credit card spending.

Obviously in the last few weeks Peaches has undergone a massive transformation, and has morphed into a more wholesome camera-shy kind of girl. Pull the other leg love…