So anyway, unless you’d like to hear about her getting dumped by her boyfriend all over again then just the pictures will have to do for now, sorry, but at least they’re good pictures eh?!
Producers of the comedy had been trying to sue Paris £5million over claims she hadn’t promoted the release of the film’s DVD sufficiently.
In his verdict, the judge in the case suggested that the movie's failure was caused by the "inexperienced" producers, adding: "Any causal connection between Ms Hilton's alleged breaches and the financial ruin of the film are wholly speculative."
But even though the socialite has avoided paying £5million, apparently she may still have to repay the £607,493 that she received to appear in and executive produce the dire film – but that’s alright because that’s probably just like a bit of spare change to Paris…
None other than Lily Allen and we’re guessing she wasn’t expecting to perform as that is the only logical explanation for her outfit. Nobody in their right mind would plan to go on stage dressed like that surely! Sporting an unflattering pair of leopard print leggings Lily took to the stage with Mark Ronson to perform a cover of the Kaiser Cheifs ‘Oh My God’ and her own track ‘Littlest Things.'
Peaches caught-on-camera-purchasing-drugs Geldof, then went on to say: "I've been at home, eating takeaways with my boyfriend Faris and watching DVDs."
That’s weird, because we could’ve sworn we saw Peaches I’m-a-liar Geldof leave Bunglow 8 Club in Covent Garden last night with her sister Pixie I-try-too-hard Geldof. Wait, and whose that she’s come with?? That can’t be her boyfriend, The Horrors star, Faris Badwan, can it?? That doesn’t look much like staying in and watching DVDs to us…
(We know you love a good gallery: flick through this one to see other stars spill out of the celebrity hangout last night.)
We don’t know about you but we’re sick of celebrities breeding. From Britain and America there’s been a recent spree in celebrity births/pregnancies. Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Ashlee Simpson, Charlotte Church and now news is emerging that Jamie Lynn Spears, sister of troubled singer Britney (in case you didn’t know), has gone into hospital to have a caesarean section…
According to reports, Jamie was bought into a clinic in Kentwood, LA, yesterday in order to have the surgical procedure today – due to complications in the pregnancy. Apparently big sis Britters has been let off her leash long enough to help welcome the new-born cherub into this world.
What a joyous horrific sight that would be for the happy traumatised child….
Kate, who was attending the Agent Provocateur party, at Milk Studios in NY, was thrown into a fit of rage after a toilet attendant wouldn’t let her go into a cubicle with her three friends.
Apparently the attendant told her there was a strict one person at a time policy and she flipped out, shouting, in her most dulcet Croydon tones: "But I'm hosting the event". After a brief exchange of heated words Kate said, “forget it” and flounced away. Twenty minutes later she left with her group, yelling something about finding another place to go to.
What could she have wanted to go into a toilet cubicle with three of her friends for? The mind boggles…
(Our spies spotted Kate enjoying the sunshine earlier today in London town, flick through our gallery and take a look at the snaps)
Scabby Aggy, we expected more from you, after all you are supposed to be a supermodel or maybe it’s part of her new rock and roll image. The model turned singer flashed her black and blue legs as she arrived at the Riverside Studios to perform with The Five O’Clock Heroes in Hammersmith this weekend.
The Fall Out Boy frontman recently revealed the happy couple might be expecting twins when he slipped up during a radio interview:
“We’ve been keeping a book so far, like a journal for them – for then when they’re, uh, born”
Yeah good one Pete like that wasn’t totally set up. If these two are having twins we’ll eat our hat!
HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two......
Tony Parker couldn't keep his hands off Eva Longoria when they attended the French Basket ball Pro A final in Paris this weekend. The loved up couple were virtually inseparable but we think we've found a cure for that - next time Tony can't resist locking lips with his lovely lady perhaps he should take a look at this......
Hot stuff eh! Where did that chin come from? It's like magic trick, one minute she looks lovely and then the next pow!!!
Peaches’ claims will come as a surprise to many who have come to know, and despise, her very public drunken antics.
The spawn of Bob Geldof’s loins has said she would much rather spend an evening watching DVDs with her boyfriend than getting drunk in nightclubs.
"I can't be bothered going out and falling out of Bungalow 8 p****d any more," Peaches recently claimed whilst trying to keep a smirk from erupting on her chops.
"I've been at home, eating takeaways with my boyfriend Faris and watching DVDs. We got the box set of the 1970s series The Prisoner."
We’re absolutely sure that Peaches recent lifestyle change has got nothing to do with the fact that a recent video emerged of her buying drugs, resulting in a subsequent grilling by police. And we’re certainly definite that the fact she is choosing to stay in more often has absolutely nothing to do with reports that her father has allegedly curbed her credit card spending.
Obviously in the last few weeks Peaches has undergone a massive transformation, and has morphed into a more wholesome camera-shy kind of girl. Pull the other leg love…
Apparently pig-faced Wayne serenaded new wife Colleen at their wedding by jumping on stage with Westlife and launching into their hit song Swear it Again. Surprisingly, his singing voice was actually rather good – we’d imagined Wayne could only communicate through a series of primitive grunts and oinks, but what do we know.
According to a source Wayne’s romantic gesture allegedly made his new bride cry:
"Some guests said it was the most romantic thing they'd ever seen. Colleen was not the only one in tears. It was the perfect end to the perfect day.”
Wayne is reported to have forked out around £400,000 to have Colleen’s favourite band, Westlife, to play at the wedding. there’s not accounting for taste is there…
Flick though our gallery to see the happy couple on their way back from the wedding.
Male member. As the Liverpool footballer relaxed on a inflatable lilo in a pool in Miami we couldn’t help but notice a rather visible lump protruding through his swimming trunks.
Frolicking in the sunny weather, Curran and Gerrard seemed to be beaming out exceptionally cheeky grins to our photographers.
Now, we’re not too sure whether Gerrard is actually excited (nudge nudge, wink wink) or not, but either way – we’re impressed.
Samantha popped down to visit her pal, LiLo on the set of her soon to be Oscar Razzie nominated film Labor Pains, and during a break in filming the pair sat in a private area to have a good old natter.
But judging by these snaps, it looks as though the conversation took a particularly nasty turn for the worst. Eventually the just-good-friends parted and Lindsay returned to filming with an especially surly look on her chops. We’re sure they’ll kiss and make up soon…
Apparently the concert went rather well. Seriously, surprising we know. Sources have revealed that the multi-award winning singer actually managed to maintain a high-level of standard throughout her one-hour performance without any hiccups or controversy, and, what’s more, she actually rather impressed her 300-strong crowd.
The billionaire Chelsea boss flew the troubled diva out in his private jet for a live show at the opening of The Garage, an arts and cultural centre run by his girlfriend Dasha Zhukova. As well as laying on the jet, a fleet of staff and cuisine for the one- gig, he also sorted out any potential visa problems for the Back to Black star.
“Abramovich made sure there were no obstacles to Amy coming into the country and performing,” said a source.
“He had to convince political authorities that Winehouse would behave herself and not send out a bad message from the cultural centre.”
It seems as though Roman had nothing to worry about though, despite her poor performance at the Rock In Rio Festival a couple of weeks ago. Even after her hour long set Amy was sober enough to chat with Abramovich, his girlfriend and dignitaries at the bash. The songstress’ spokesman, Chris Goodman released this statement shortly after the concert:
“It was a great gig. Amy was on terrific form and everyone was happy with the show.”
Is Amy finally back on form?? Watch this space…
Television bosses must really have been scrapping the barrel when they even contemplated creating this new show: apparently Nicole Richie has been pitching plans for a reality TV programme which would see the scrawny socialite searching the USA for the next…
Nicole Richie. Really, that’s her idea for a television show, and surprisingly, television bosses are actually taking the plans quite seriously.
According to reports, if the project gets the green light, seven girls would be picked on their ability to achieve mega-fame. And what will be their prize be we hear you ask?? Another reality show centred around the winner, obviously.
Apparently three cable networks have already been desperate enough to express an interest in the potential reality TV show.
We’d like to suggest and idea for a TV show: Nicole Richie searching the globe for her own moral conscience and sense of self-respect. She’d never find it. How hard can it be to find an underweight ex-heroin addict with an ugly boyfriend anyway?